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Yep, that’s right. Like all other fugitives, may pataw na rin sa ulo etong si Janet Lim-Napoles. President Benigno Aquino III on Wednesday announced a P10 million reward to anyone who could provide information leading to the arrest of Janet Lim-Napoles, the alleged mastermind in the P10 billion “pork barrel” scam. | via Inquirer.net
Now this triggered dismayed reactions from Napoles’ side of the story including her lawyer, the lovely kapal-ng-make-up queen, Atty. Lorna Kapunan. Shw was very vocal in an interview and stated that “dismayadong-dismayado kami sa announcement na ‘yan ng Malacañang.” The Filipino masses in response, “dismayadong-dismayado rin kami sa pangnanakaw at pagtatago n’ya sa hustisya.” In a completely different and unrelated news, Senator Bong Revilla Jr. said that “I am a senator, but I am treadted like a criminal” again, the Filipinos reply, “
uLOL! ‘Wag ka nang magpanggap! Alam na namin yung sikreto mo… na kasabwat ka talaga sa pork barrel scandal! ikaw si Panday.”
Justice Secretary Leila de Lima and Ombudsman Conchita Carpio Morales announced Tuesday that the eight-member Interagency Anti-Graft Coordinating Council (IAAGCC) would look into the alleged misuse of pork barrel funds uncovered in a special audit from 2007 to 2009. | via Inquirer.net; guilty legislators reacted as well, saying ” magtago na rin kaya tayo?” Well, that explains the Congress’ attendance these days…
In Philippine showbiz, Sam Milby confirms he is courting a mestiza star. Joining our “reacted by saying” trend, Piolo Pascual reacted by saying, “‘No comment. Friends lang po kami.”
Yesterday, the fifth and final (?) day for the #RHLaw oral arguments pushed through. I was enjoying watching these lawmakers and justices battle it out, but then it all came up to religion (#smh). From that point, I’d rather watch Miley Cyrus’ MTV VMA performance. But of course, I didn’t. I’d rather watch that Line App TVC with Matteo whaterver-chelli. Again, of course I didn’t. #UpHoldRHLaw!
Tropical Storm #NandoPH is still bringing his winds and rains on the northern parts of the Philippines. Nando was spotted 110 km east of Basco, Batanes (21.0°N, 123.0°E) as of 5 am, carrying maximum sustained winds of 85 km/h, and gusts of up to 100 km/h. Storm warning signal #2 is still in effect over Batanes, while signal #1 is in effect over Cagayan. Nando is moving north northwest at a speed of 15 km/h. | via Rappler Stay dray, mga kapatid. Keep safe.
In US Open news, World No. 2 Victoria Azarenka wins over Pfizenmaier; 6-0, 6-0. Now I personally wanted the match to go the distance. No, no, no, not because I could hear more of her Japanese porn-like “uhh” and “ehh”. It’s because of… well… yeah, for her Japanese porn-like moans.
In NBA news, ex-Laker PF Antawn Jamison has agreed to play for the Los Angeles Clippers; Mitch Kupchak denies rumors though that Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, and Snoop Lion (or Dogg, whatever) are part of a deal that will send Chris Paul to the Lakers.
In other NBA news, Lamar Odom is still M.I.A. after crack incident in the Kardashian’s mansion. No pun intended, that’s quite dope. Lamar has plunged into the dark world of crack cocaine and Khloe effectively separated from him after throwing him out of the house last Wednesday when he rejected a family intervention. | via TMZ; in a completely different and unrelated news, watch out for another shitty show with a shitty title involving Khloe and Lamar’s on-the-rocks marriage.
In our Tech news, Mark Zuckerberg, along with his friends (namely Erricson, Mediatek, Opera Software, Nokia, Qualcomm, and Samsung) launched Internet.org. As per my understanding, the org aims to get the 100% internet access to all humas residing Earth. Now I just based that on their tagline Every one of us. Everywhere. Connected. I mean, finally mountaineers can have selfies on Mt. Everest’s summit or I can finally have connection in my bathroom. Nice! Thank you, Zuckerberg.
In other Tech news, Taiwanese tech corporation, HTC, was rumored to develop a Hello Kitty smartphone. Not a pretty smart mmove, if you ask me. They should try perhaps “better battery life” smartphone or “cheaper but doesn’t compromise the quality” smartphone or “mas matitibay na smartphones, hindi yung isang bagsak, hang agad” smartphone.
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